{"product_id":"let-me-read-or-i-ll-get-violent-goose-bookmark-funny-book-lover-gift","title":"Let Me Read Or I’ll Get Violent Goose Bookmark | Funny Book Lover Gift","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eProtect your reading time with the ultimate chaotic energy! This hilarious, hand-drawn goose bookmark features an adorable white goose wielding a tiny red knife, perfectly capturing how it feels to be interrupted mid-chapter. Surrounded by a soft green meadow pattern with scattered buttercups, it reads, \"let me read or i'll get violent.\" It makes a fantastic, cheeky gift for thriller readers, fantasy bookworms, or anyone who takes their quiet time seriously.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eArtist-Made Quality:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Digitally hand-drawn, printed, and hand-assembled in our studio.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eDouble-Sided Design:\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Flipping your bookmark reveals a matching, seamless green pattern filled with cute geese and 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