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Let Me Read Or I’ll Get Violent Goose Bookmark | Funny Book Lover Gift
Protect your reading time with the ultimate chaotic energy! This hilarious, hand-drawn goose bookmark features an adorable white goose wielding a tiny red knife, perfectly capturing how it feels to be interrupted mid-chapter. Surrounded by a soft green meadow pattern with scattered buttercups, it reads, "let me read or i'll get violent." It makes a fantastic, cheeky gift for thriller readers, fantasy bookworms, or anyone who takes their quiet time seriously.
- Artist-Made Quality: Digitally hand-drawn, printed, and hand-assembled in our studio.
- Double-Sided Design: Flipping your bookmark reveals a matching, seamless green pattern filled with cute geese and buttercups.
- Premium Protection: Fully laminated to safeguard your pages and keep the corners from bending or tearing.
Available Sizes:
- Small: 1.75 × 5.0 inches (Great for paperbacks and pocket journals)
- Standard: 2.0 × 6.0 inches (Perfect for hardcovers and standard novels)
The Finishes:
- Glossy: Vibrant, classic high-shine look.
- Holographic Rainbow: Shifting pastel color spectrum that catches daylight nicely.
- Holographic Broken Glass: Edgy geometric shimmer that reflects light at dynamic angles.
- Holographic Sparkle: Fine-glitter twinkle effect across the entire surface.
Regular price
$2.70 USD
Sale price
$2.70 USD
Regular price
$3.00 USD
Let Me Read Or I’ll Get Violent Goose Bookmark | Funny Book Lover Gift
Regular price
From $2.70 USD
Sale price
From $2.70 USD
Regular price
$3.00 USD
Small = 1.75 × 5.0 inches / Glossy
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